
Astrolographs: How the Zodiac Signs Behave (and Misbehave) in Love, Work, Leisure, and Beyond, in 112 Humorous Charts

Astrolographs is my first book, born from my love of astrology, humor, and the oddly specific observations about each zodiac sign that make people say, “How did you know?”
When I’m not doing in-depth, psychological readings, I love to lighten things up and laugh at the quirks that make every sign unmistakably themselves.
This book is the one I envisioned nine years ago, a blend of insight and humor, meant to spark conversation, connection, and laughter between friends and loved ones
Julia Topaz

The easiest guide to astrology, ever. Through 100+ easy-to-follow charts, diagrams, and graphs, expert astrologer Julia Topaz helps you decode the secrets of the stars so that you can move forward in life and love with cosmic clarity.
Brimming with scarily accurate insights, cheeky observations, and invaluable celestial wisdom, Astrolographs illuminates each sign's unique traits, personality quirks, and compatibilities. Discover how the signs behave (or misbehave!) when it comes to romance, friendship, work, leisure, finances, and more, as you observe them:
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On vacation: See who packed seven suitcases, who is on a beach yoga retreat, and who missed their flight altogether.
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At the gym: Find out who is taking selfies in the mirror, who is hogging the treadmill, and who is in pigeon pose.
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Dating: Discover who chose a dating pic from their deep-sea fishing expedition, who wants someone to marathon romcom with, and who is most likely to slide into your DMs with love poems.
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And so much more!
This innovative and playful guide makes a perfect resource to share with friends and to give as a gift to anyone who loves reading their daily horoscope or exploring all the sun signs and their meanings.

