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Because your early 30s shouldn’t feel like a demolition site without a blueprint.

 

✦ What it is
 

This is your guide, mirror, tough-love coach, and cosmic GPS through your Saturn Return, that 2.5-year window between roughly ages 28–31 when your life gets real, fast.
 

You might lose your job, break up with your long-term partner, realize your “dream life” was built on other people’s expectations, or feel like nothing’s working anymore.
That’s Saturn.

And no, it’s not here to punish you.
It’s here to make you grow the hell up.

This isn’t just a phase. It’s an initiation.

You either meet Saturn on purpose, or Saturn finds you through crisis. This kit helps you choose the first path.

 

✦ What’s inside

1. Deep dive in your birth chart Saturn 

Exact meaning of your Saturn in your birth chart by overviewing the special lessons you're earn to learn. We look into your Saturn by sign, house, and aspects, and we teach you how to find them! 
You're given reflection prompts to work on your birth chart Saturn.

 

2. Transiting Saturn Workbook
 

Track exactly where Saturn is in your chart, what house it’s moving through, and how to decode the life lessons it’s throwing at you.
This isn’t vague, general info, it’s tailored to your chart. You’ll need your birth time for this part.

You’ll get:

A house-by-house breakdown of Saturn’s message

Reflection space for what’s crumbling + what’s trying to root
Likely events to occur in your life

Long-view prompts to help you reframe the chaos as construction

 

3. Saturn Return Journal Prompts
 

Get real with your fears, your conditioning, your procrastination, and your unlived life.
Prompts that actually go somewhere, not just “how do you feel?” but “what patterns do you refuse to bring into your 30s?”
We’ll plunge in your birth chart and find out exactly what YOUR Saturn is telling you.


 

     

    ✦ Bonus:

    Saturn Cheat Sheet by Sign + House + aspects
    Because yes, Saturn in Pisces in the 8th is not the same as Saturn in Aries in the 10th. Quick, digestible notes for understanding your unique Return.

     

    ✦ Who this is for:
     

    • You’re between 27–32 and feel like life is unraveling, but also strangely purposeful
    • You’re DONE with shallow self-help and want astrology that goes deep
    • You want structure, not more “trust the universe” advice
    • You’re ready to take your power back—but don’t know where to start

     

    ✦ Saturn doesn’t ruin your life. It reveals what was never stable to begin with.

    Let it burn. Then rebuild.
    This is your initiation into real self-respect.

    Your Saturn Return Survival Kit

    $19.00Price
    • 39 pages

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